Sunday, October 15, 2006

I bite

I started bouncing at a bar downtown Friday night. I think the experience will be invaluable for writing. I just ask if you come to visit that you have your ID ready because I can’t let you in without it. And please for the love of God don’t start a fight. I may only weight two hundred pounds but I can bite really really hard and I find everyone is extremely attached to their index fingers…

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice. bars are the perfect place to people watch.

Anonymous said...

you'll see some great story ideas in there.

will a nice adult looking body do for id? ;)

Anonymous said...

I can headbutt really well.

Tom Chivers said...

For most people, their index finger is attached to them. Maybe for writers it's the other way around.