I'm sure you read about the 20 year old that got arrested for trying to have sex with a dead deer. Evidently he was also arrested for killing a horse and trying to have sex with it too. I think its fair to say he has a few cognitive screws loose. Can you imagine the problem this guy is going to have getting a job when he gets older? Employers will ask why he has a record, he'll blush, and tell them and they'll say they will call him back but they NEVER will. And what if he does get a job-- somehow his animal loving past isn't exposed--and the employer invites him to a socail gathering and he brings a horse dressed in a skimpy evenning gown? This just can't turn out good...

Sorry, Tagboard had to go. They allow spamming and it was just getting on my nerves too damn much. Do they really think anyone is going to pay attention to those stupid ads? Do they really think I want herbal Viagra or car loan from some shyster at 39% interest? I know they have to make money but it was just getting too sleazy.

Sometimes it hits you. I've had enough, you say to yourself. It's time to walk away while I still have all my teeth. It's been a good run and good writing experience but I think my days as a bouncer are numbered. I have too many other things going on and the late nights are starting to take a toll. Oh, and golfing season is rapidly approaching. I need my practice time...