WAITER: Ready?
HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour cream,
JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak?
WAITER: The lamb chops are good.
JERRY: Anything lighter? How do you prepare the chicken?
WAITER: It's a full bird. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola.
JERRY: You know what? I think I'll just have the salad.
WAITER: . . . Thank you.
JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? Just a salad? Just a salad?
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I just saw that episode again the other night and the line about "It's a full bird" killed me. I had to post it.
2 comments:
somewhere in the US they make chicken stuffed with pork stuffed with beef or something equally outrageously meaty.
a full bird stuffed with ham. hmm.
maybe i'm missing something.
That was a pretty good episode! Only to be outdone by the "Mulva/Delores" episode.
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