Thursday, February 11, 2010

In case there is another snow storm I built an igloo out of gallon jugs of milk. The inside is lined with loaves of bread. It’s actually quite toasty. No pun intended. I stocked up on these items even though I don’t eat them because in America it is the practice to have stuff so other people can’t have it. When the big rush for Milk and bread comes I will sell these items at ten times their normal price. I will become rich and then build an igloo out of one hundred dollar bills. Of course I will have to guard this igloo with anti-tank weapons and fifty caliber machine guns. I will be justified in killing to save my money igloo.

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