When I grow old I will not give up. I will not let my eyebrows, nose hair and ear hair get unruly. I will not walk through a locker room naked and not give a shit. I will continue to work out and refuse to wear pastels. I will bath regularly and never ever use mothballs in my house. I will brush my teeth and chew with my mouth closed. I will not let my mind wander or my wit to dim. If it does I will put a new hole in my head suitable for passage by any meandering sparrow…