-Confidence. I must have confidence. This is what the self-help books tell me. No, I’ve never read one but I have read the back cover of several and that’s what a lot of them said. So, I tell myself I’ve got confidence and after a while I really start to believe it. I start to walk with a swagger and I wink at pretty women. I call the waitresses sweetie and I drink my beer with my pinky sticking out. I grow out my hair and fill in the divots with special spray paint hair and I believe I look good and everyone starts to think I look good. I let my weight go and I fart in public but I have style and I’m sure no one gives a damn because I’m so charismatic. I am morphing I am changing. I am becoming you…