Rap Album

In other news my workout partner Big Todd and I have decided to collaborate on a rap album. Admittedly, Todd is a better rapper than me but I’m working on my rhyming and I have come up with some fat…(wait Todd corrected me) Phat beats that I think will go nicely with his words. Look for that to come out in the next 3-5 years. Yes, Billie and Judy you can be in the video but you will have to shake your booties and wear very short glittery gold shorts. Any women that want to be cast as a ho in our video contact me. I will interview you personally and will have to check for firmness in various parts of your anatomy. Oh, and any white guy friends that want to be cast as bad guys that get killed in the video contact me too. Thanks everyone and peace out…