-I’m sure most of you that have seen me recently have noticed the can of green beans I am wearing around my neck on a gold chain. This isn’t working out. The can keeps falling in my food and is causing my neck to cramp. So, last night I took a bunch of green bean labels and sewed a pair of underwear out of them. Yes it is symbolic and it is itchy as hell and terribly uncomfortable but for her I will wear them. Every time I take a step and get chaffed I think of her which is cool because I really dig her. How many guys would go through this torture for a woman? That’s right I’m doing it for a woman. Woops, maybe I’ve said too much. At any rate ladies please contact me and vote yeah or nay as to whether this is romantic or not. Maybe I’m off base with this one but I don’t think so. How could a woman resist a gesture like this? I know it’s beyond me too…