I don’t make New Years resolutions because to the untrained eye and the eye trained to ignore imperfection I am perfect. It would be like polishing a diamond with the gooey side of a banana peel. Yes, yes, I have a few rough edges that could be honed but these shouldn’t be considered flaws but rather quirky facets of a most interesting personality. So, go ahead and vow to lose weight or become a better human being. You may need the improvement. I obviously don’t...