At lunch today I saw a hoof print in my salad. I told the waitress and she looked at me like I was crazy. I laughed to myself because I'm a good tracker and I know that the irradiated mutant animal that left that hoof print in my salad will be waiting for her when she goes to leave tonight.
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must've been one hell of a salad!
so that's where the bugger went.
was it an organic salad?
It was nice of you to share with the hungry beast, whether or not you knew it at the time.....
It was a very organic salad. The croutons looked curiously like animal droppings...
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