Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Concentrating on You

These days I spend largely alone concentrating on concentrating. Living the life of a semi-nomadic cow-puncher-writer with the gloves of the damned stretched across my taught fists. I say bring it on muther fucker because the bovine are on their tip hooves up top the fence posts crooning at the alabaster moon and me I’m licking the bourbon sweat from the nipples of the deity inebriation—my mother, my god—what am I doing?

But you know. You’ve got those eyes, the ones I saw seeing me, the ones half full of mercury and waited down with sadness. At night you'll peer out from behind a pillow as the boogey man plays slide guitar inside your nightstand. I’ll come in out of the night to save you, moon beams stuck to my jogging pants like burrs. I’ll pick the nightstand up and shake it like a peanut can to see what’s inside. I’ll open the doors and evil will fall out like an unformed bird. I’ll squash it with the heel of my steel toed boot, eyes and tiny bones popping and squirting. You’ll beckon me towards your bed--after of course I’ve removed my evil smeared boots--and I'll leap and hit my face on the bullet proof glass. You’ll laugh and slide under your covers never to be seen again.

Friday, October 14, 2005

The Junk

The dream has vanished, dumped in a river of suicidal deficiency; they have swum with the lobsters and danced the tangle dance with the cement shoed shysters that were whacked just to be whacked. In a climate of oily residue and overripe fish shit the answers at the bottom of the river of life are safe with the sheep because they don’t even try to swim. Their fate was long ago determined by forces unknown; forces that are far beyond the grasp of the latently homosexual Sunday school teacher who ties a Bible belt tightly around his scrawny arm. Yes, the same mainlining, fantasy junky that spikes the hardest junk of all into his cowardly arms. The very junk distilled from a little book of Machiavellian lies called the Bible. Oh yeah baby feel the rush of the fairy tale, that there was this chick named Eve and a dude named Adam and they started it all in a little lab outside their trailer home. They cooked their junk right their in the forest and I’ll be damned if they didn’t hook half the world into believing they actually existed. There are is no such thing as dinosaur bones. There is no such thing as love. There is no such thing as reality unless they say so.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

a little something for the pain

Believe in me, I said.

I do, she said.

Tell me I’m good, I said.

You’re good, she said.

Tell me I’m the only one, I said.

You’re the only one, she said.

I’m a god, I said.

You’re a god, she said.

Love me, I said.

Are you fucking nuts? she asked

And walked out the door.

I'm sorry. I've been neglecting you haven't I? You have to unerstand that I've been very busy that I'd never purposely treat a blog this way, especially a blog like you, my blog. At the end of the week I will tend to your wounds, I will visit other blogs so you have company, I will cover your pages with my twisted words, I will post pictures on you and find you a new statcounter. Things will be good, you will see. Don't give up. Don't leave me. I will make it all good. I promise...

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Stop the Spammers!

Okay, maybe I'm slow but I just figured out how to stop the spammers. Go Here.
This will show you how to use word verification to stop the spamming bastards. This had to be done before I lost it, hunted these bastards down and kicked some spammer ass.

If I saw something like this again I would have lost it for sure:

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DIE SPAMMERS! DIE!