I was flipping through the newspaper this morning when I ran across the obituaries. I glanced at them to see if there was anyone I knew and happened upon an obituary that was extremely long. I thought maybe there would be some interesting tidbit in it but there wasn’t. It was a huge list of relatives with nothing particularly interesting about the individual listed. Maybe the person was boring. I don’t know but what I do know is that not many people outside the immediate family are interested to whom this person was related to. It’s a waste of space. When I go they can write, “He died. Let’s move on.”