-My heart has been uprooted from my chest by your anger, like a truffle tilled from the soil by a pig’s snout. I thought I knew you—that tilted smile with those bubblegum lips—but you turned on me. You went inside out on me and morphed into a creature I would have rather not known--demon eyes and giant red nose holes (all the better to do blow with my dear). Now, I lie awake in the dark afraid, knowing you very well could be in my closet waiting to suck the last bit of love from my veins. You are a love sucker, a dream killer and so I sleep with a necklace of garlic around my cock…