-Muggsy and I had a meeting with Ed Rendell yesterday and he assured us that he will try to tack on an amendment to the bill to legalize table games in Pennsylvania that will allow us to open a Bunny Ranch type establishment in Harrisburg. Of course we had to make a substantial political contribution, promised not to show up drunk to any more fundraisers and offered him use of the Leer jet when we aren’t flying around the world. He drives a hard bargain. Oh, and we must have the Leer Jet stocked with cheese steaks and Pabst Blue Ribbon when he takes it out. I think he would have agreed to our terms if we had just promised not to show up drunk to fundraisers but we were good sports and sweetened the deal so he couldn’t say no.

So, it seems that if the goddamn puritanical bastards in this state don’t vote down that bill we will have a Bunny Ranch type establishment in less than two years. It concerns me that there might be an uprising by religious zealots who could cause an uproar and possibly override our considerable political clout. Yes, they may try to sway those legislatures that would vote on the bill so I am asking you my friends to back our cause and send us cash contributions for the backlash that could come our way. Thank-you for your time. Have a wonderful day. Oh, and if anyone has any ideas for a name for our establishment please submit ideas to this blog…