The Procedure

In a very delicate and bloody procedure I had you extracted from my brain. Of course I was under anesthesia at the time so I didn’t feel a thing and I still don’t feel a thing. The doctor told me I was lucky to be alive and I had to agree. He said we got to her just in time to save you. I said, “Thanks, Doc, I feel so much better.” He asked if I wanted him to put your memory in a glass jar so I might have it as a keepsake. I said no, throw it in the trash. My head is healing quickly and I can see clearly again. Thanks Doc. I owe you…