Thursday, October 08, 2009

One Sort of Knight

I have chosen you to carry my experiment out on. Yes, you are welcome, it is a great privilege. Now, please disrobe. That’s it. Yes, the undergarments too. What the fuck is that a chastity belt? Let me get my lock pick.

Uh, huh, that’s it bingo. That lock wasn’t hard to pick at all. Now, tell your father that if he truly valued his daughter’s virginity he wouldn’t have bought this cut rate chastity belt. There will be now dowry for you my dear but your father is a rich bastard anyway.

Well, now we’re getting somewhere. Very nice. Now, I shall undress and the experiment will begin. Close your eyes. Come a little closer. Put down the I-Phone. That’s it. Closer. Yes, closer still. Do you feel that? You do? Good. Grab hold. Run your hand along the length of it. It’s hard isn’t it? What? It is just like your father’s? What the fuck?

You say you’ve done this experiment before? At home? Dear god you are a deranged girl. You have vacuumed naked before? On Video? I like that, an experienced girl. Now vacuum all the carpets with that Electrolux while I sit on the couch and video tape you. I want to try to sell this on the internet. There are a ton of perverts out there that will love this. We can use the money to buy more coke…

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