Okay, I know we have on obesity epidemic here in the United States but I think it’s really time to get serious about people cutting back on what they eat. I read an article this morning about an obese Texas inmate who hid a 9 mm pistol in the folds of his fat. Evidently the guards missed the gun when he entered the jail. Now, that is fat. We’ve all heard the story about the woman that had a pain in her side and went to the doctor and upon examination the doctor found a hard pretzel in her rolls. Though alarming it isn’t as dangerous as a gun hidden in fat rolls. Don’t you see where this is leading? Honestly, I don’t either but I do know it is gross that someone is fat enough to hide a pistol in his rolls…