Egad, are those aqua stretch pants you’re wearing? Nothing quite says trailer trash like wearing something so visually repugnant that everyone has to shield his or her eyes when you walk by. But of course that’s what you want isn’t it? You crave the attention. You need the eyes peeling those aqua stretch pants off and flinging them onto the gym floor. You’re hollow like a chocolate Easter rabbit. You may even taste good but there’s nothing inside but air…