Did you get a cigar? You didn’t? Well then which would you like “It’s a boy” or It’s a girl”? Yes, I am a father. That’s right and depending on your sex you may be a mother or a father too. This occurred to me this morning as I ate my breakfast and watched an interview with that freak of a woman with the giant fake lips that had octuplets after being implanted with fertilized eggs. She was clearly not mentally stable and you probably already know she is single, doesn’t have a job, and already had six children.

So, guess what? You—the tax payer—will get to support her children and all the health problems that going along with multiple births through in vitro fertilization. I think the doctor that doctor that impregnated this lunatic should be responsible for the millions of dollars its going to cost to raise these kids.