Big Guy Coming Through

I have a problem with guys whose claim to fame in life is that they’re “big”. They are usually blobs and talk about football games of days yore. They have names like Big John and Big Mike and Big Jim. If a fight breaks out the big guy’s friends call on him. Of course no one ever fights Big Mike because, well, that would just be plain stupid. He is after all BIG and everyone knows that BIGGER is the best. Or is it? Is it possible that we have watched one too many Godzilla movies where the giant lizard crushes fleeing Japanese villagers and believe that these BIG individuals are equal in destructive power? Further scientific research will either confirm or deny this assertion and really the result is of little relevance because BIG is BIG and that means…what the hell does that mean exactly?