Sunday, April 27, 2008

Take me to your leader, yes, the one not so blessed with intelligence. We would like to dissect him to see if we can find a cure for greed. It is a disease that has consumed him and his constituents and could eventually bring an end to the world. It is an ugly, irreversible strain, that manifests itself in tunnel vision and a lack of empathy. We must stop the spread before it is too late. We have set up an observation room on the rings of Saturn. The procedure won’t be pretty but rest assured we will find a cure for this scourge. Thank-you for your cooperation…

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