Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Evidently Americans eat 100 acres of pizza a day or 350 slices per second (can anyone say Obesity problem?). If all the pizza in America was saved up for a month I could go out in the ocean and build a pizza island and be king. I of course would have to hire a navy to keep hungry people from eating my island.

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4 comments:

Identity Crisis said...

Can anyone say soggy crust? It paints a lovely picture. Soggy bottom island surrounding by bobbing blobs of hungry blubber. Time to go to exercise class...thanks.

Anonymous said...

Fat people could easily float over; good thinking!

Anonymous said...

imagine the globules of fat from all that cheese floating on the water. real appetizing...

Anonymous said...

wow.

I can't remember that I commented on this post before. How very strange.