Friday, May 12, 2006

Free yourself of hope--quit (not really)

Nothing will get better (snicker). Uhm, what I can suggest is a medium pause in-between every word to help facilitate the back hand response. Ooh, ooh, also, you will want to pepper your response with as many oily swear words as possible (seriously this is no laughing matter). Remember you’re never going back (back is for cowards). You’re burning bridges and your words are gasoline soaked, lead lined and they will fall heavily (in a word - toxic). You are not the boss of me, you will scream (really he is your boss but not for long). You will poke fun at his stomach hanging over his pleather belt and his clip on tie (remember nice guys never win and you my friend are a winner). That’s the spirit; bite that name tag in half (tastes like victory doesn’t it?).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

fuck the boss. fuck the confines of a shitty job. that is all.

LE Sweetz said...

word.

Identity Crisis said...

love it!

The Cuke said...

quitting is the way to go