Yes, of course I'm in a bad mood. I'm sending query letters to publishers. Duh...now pass me a beer. No, not really but the post that was up got me a long scolding from two friends. They thought I was in a bad mood. I'm not really. Trust me. It's all a game...

Hang Joran Van Der Sloot

I know, I'm sick of hearing about Natalee Holloway's dissapearance but after reading excerpts from Joran Van Der Sloot's interview withPrime Time on what happened the night of her dissapearance I want to strangle the little fucker even more. He claims he was going to take her home to sleep with her and then later that night said good-bye and left her sitting on the beach. Yeah right. It just doesn't add up. He was all hyped up to sleep with her and then just left her sititng on the beach? Give me a fucking break. He makes himself out to be a big ladies man. The dude looks like fucking Herman Munster for God's sake. Nice fucking forehead, I could draw a grid on it and play a nice game of checkers. If there is any justice in this world that fucker will one day be thrown in jail with his two little pussy co-consipirators and put in a cell with six of the biggest bull queer rapists in the world and passed around like the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition. All I can say is those filthy little cocksuckers are damn lucky Natalee wasn't my sister...

The Great American Pimp

George W. Bush, pimping America out one port at a time...

Nasty Ice

I just read an article about a kid who did a science project and found that fast food ice is dirtier than toilet water 70% of the time. Evidently the ice machines aren't cleaned and workers don't wash their hands after they use the restroom. If you ask me that's pretty fucking disgusting and I think most people would agree. It doesn't surprise me though because I see guys all the time in public restrooms that don't wash their hands. Hell, racoons wash their fucking hands for God's sake. Why can't grown men take fifteen seconds to wash their hands? If you want to eat your cheeseburger with E. coli bacteria on your hands be my fucking guest but before you scoop out the ice for my Diet Coke please show that we as species have evolved somewhat in the last 100,000 years and WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

I love this quote

"What's obscene is the bullshit and the
decadence that rules this country under
the guise of Christian love and democratic
goodness." -- Lenny Bruce

I got this one from an E-mail Richard Peabody sent me. Good stuff...

Sorry conspiracy buffs, a loss sometimes is just a loss

By Gene Wojciechowski
ESPN.com

Check this article out on ESPN.com.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/
story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=2322300

Superbowl Champions!

The State

“Jesus! Where will it end? How low do you have to stoop in this country to be President?” Hunter S. Thompson from Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

The American Dream is as flat as the whoopee cushion under the ass cheeks of sumo wrestler. Did anyone believe anything that came out of this life sized Howdy Doody’s mouth in that pitiful State of the Union Speech last night? I swear I saw strings coming off of his hands which were cunningly blended into the background which was some sort of Persian tapestry obviously designed by the CIA that at undetectable intervals spit out subliminal messages like God votes Republican, Terrorists, Fear and Golf. Did you notice every time Bush spoke Dick Cheney seemed to be moving his lips? I’m not saying the man is a ventriloquist but someone has to do the thinking for Bush and why not a man that was breast fed on crude oil through a plastic funnel titty. “No, agenda here,” reads the stitching on his silk wife beater. Really the whole GOP agenda can be broken down into one simplistic element and that element is money. This is why they stick together on every issue like a pack of wolves that fell into a vat of maple syrup. Worshipping money and the greed it brings are at the cost of people’s health and well being is the symptom of a sick society. The USA is on its deathbed and it has bed sores and the prick between its massive legs doesn’t seem to work. Actually I think he’s in Texas on vacation again probably choking on another hard pretzel…