Please don't knock. I'm working on my query letter for my book and I'm not in a good mood. It's the kind of writing I dread, the straight laced business stuff. The words that come out all rough and with sharp angles. They aren't natural to me and so I really really need to concentrate. You do understand don't you? Great. Please leave the pizza on my doorstep and don't you dare piss my chihuahuas off and get them barking. If you do I'll tape the pizza to your ankles and set them loose. You don't think I'll do it? Try me...