Tuesday, August 09, 2005

What do you feed a baby lobster?

This was one of the keyword searches that landed someone on my blog. Anyone? What do baby lobsters eat?

There were also people that landed on my blog with these keywords:
Potato titties - WTF?
excessive masturbator
abercrombe & fitch nude pictures
nudist blog
boparai
bloomington knockers youth football
kevlar trench coats
betty weider 18 waist
oscar mayer bacon printable grocery coupons

I would like to personally thank all the freaks out there for searching out their perversions and landing on my blog. You have entertained me once again and it is a well known fact that I am perhaps your biggest fan. Carry on oh searchers of smut and oddity. You will forever have a home on my blog...

17 comments:

Cindy-Lou said...

Haha, bacon coupons. That's classic.

Anonymous said...

I love potatoe titties. They go well with chiwawa asses.

Anonymous said...

wow. i don't get nearly as fucked up searches on my blog.

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Some of mine:

jesus fish pompadour
vikings punished shaved humiliated
vocabulary suaree
i was having my first period
placenta pancakes
scooby hillbilly
camp napowan murder
mcdonald's fruit walnut subliminal
scorched tinfoil drugs
pirrre pressure
smurf cartoons marijuana
swollen uvulva
chode
butt bottle rocket
facial pores stuffed with white cream

Nice, aren't they?

Kerouaced said...

Damn, Rocket those are even better than mine. Hats off to you. I think perhaps you collect the biggest pervs and weirdos on the Internet...

Chick said...

I've finally found a home...

Kerouaced said...

Welcome Chick. Take off your shoes and stay a while...

{illyria} said...

yep, kracker said it. do they come in mashed?

Cindy-Lou said...

Can I be in your club?

Kerouaced said...

Silly Lou, you've always been in my club...

Anonymous said...

i think we're already quite the posse. :)

Cindy-Lou said...

We need a mascot.

Anonymous said...

A potato titty?

Dave Morris said...

A potato titty would make a great mascot, however it needs a new name. Perhaps funbag Augratin. Spud Splazoinga. Scalloped Sweater-stuffer.

I'm reachin' here.

Kerouaced said...

So far Scalloped Sweater-stuffer is my favorite...

Anonymous said...

why is Bloomingotn Kncoker Youth football on there??? what is this for anyway??

Kerouaced said...

As stated these are keywords that people used to find my blog. How a google search for Bloomington knockers youth football landed someone on my blog is a mystery to me. I never even heard of them before.