Friday, May 27, 2005

FDA Probes Reports of Blindness With Impotence Drugs
Most Incidents Involve Viagra; Some Reported With Cialis


Evidently beating off won't make you go blind but taking these little blue beauties just might. What do you think? Is it worth it? Yeah, it probably is...read it here: VIAGRA

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hear that? that's the sound of pfizer's stock dropping again...

looks like by the time i'm on the market for a job i'll be working for gsk.

thanks for distracting me from microarrays.

The Cuke said...

no comment

Anonymous said...

you really shouldn't need viagra if the girls are hot enough and you've got the physical ability. come on now, imagine the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life- you think you'd have that much trouble that you need a pill to get it on? this stuff is for 80 year old men who aren't exactly giving it to supermodels. :)

Kerouaced said...

But even in with the hottest supermodels, when the sun is rising up over the horizon you might need some help and popcycle sticks and bailers twine ain't gonna cut it...

Anonymous said...

well if you've been at it all night i imagine you'd be really hurting.. i mean chafing is a bitch. :)

Dave Morris said...

Related story, medicare pays for Viagra prescriptions.

I have no desire for medicare (my tax dollars) to pay for a pill so Elmer can do something I haven't done in a while. Fuck that. Or, well, don't fuck that. Something.

I... uh. Well then. Bye.