Ty Bluesmith the III tells me to be the bear. Thanks man for the ear. You're right I should be the bear. I looked in the mirror this morning and yeah there was a black carpet of hair sprouting on my back. This afternoon I tried to pick up a dumbell and it slipped out of my hand because I'm growing claws. My teeth, oh yeah, you should see my fucking teeth...
Oh yeah and Hell yes I would buy her flowers, the wild ones, the ones that smell like laundry sheets and pale in comparison to the way she is who she is.
This is life on the run. This is the world where the spiked toothed weasels dwell. A day in the life...
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This one made me tilt my head in curious interest and think "hmm." I love anything that can make me do that.
I would never do that. I cover myself in blankets of ambiguity...
2nd Rule : Guinness to be served at each and every meeting and not the bottle crap(as per Ty's request). I think we could get Bottle Rocket to rig up a tap system.
I'm game. Is that stuff supposed to be room temp, or do you need the beer at the coldest temp it can be and not freeze, which is 29.5 degrees?
I'll leave the logistics of the matter up to you Bottle Rocket. You're already over my head. I just know I don't like it tepid nor so cold you can't taste it. Perhaps we'll have to experiment on a keg or two before we release it for general consumption.
What is the third rule? I seem to have misplaced my handbook?
Please, taking notes my ass. You'll be doing keg stands right beside us. Will that work with 75% Nitrogen, 25% CO2? Bottle Rocket can you do keg stands with a keg of Guinness?
I see I wasn't aware of the third rule but I like it. Fourth rule? And where will our first meeting be held?
Of course you can do stands with Guiness!
We may need a noose around the ankles, a pulley system, and a strong arm to hold the rope and keep us "standing" after 7 or 8 of them.
Sounds like a blast.
I'm there if I'm invited.
Of course you're invited. You'll be in charge of the bourbon...
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